Pos. Vibe Emanator

(Rick Ross grunt)

  • 17th September
    2014
  • 17

speaking of my inevitable death, please play these songs at my funeral
(list to be updated infrequently)

1. Versace - Migos [Remix Feat. Drake] (but I only want the Drake verse played)
2. Hanna Montana - Migos
3. Niggas In Paris - Jay-Z & Kanye West
4. Pop That - French Montana [Feat. Drake, Rick Ross, & Lil’ Wayne]
5. Move That Dope - Future [Feat. Pusha T, Pharrell, & Casino)
6. So Profound - Childish Gambino [Feat. Trinidad James] (Assuming CDQ comes out by the time I die, which is arguably doubtful)
7. Blueberry (Pills & Cocaine) - Darq E Freaker [Feat. Danny Brown]
8. I Own Swag - Lil B

  • 17th September
    2014
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  • 15th September
    2014
  • 15
ayy lmao, I never talked about this. one time kevin and I were hanging out in los angeles and these dudes walked by and I was like, “oh man, that guy has the same hair as kevin from the league. hahaha, that guy looks like nick kroll a little. oh man, that guy’s bald just like paul scheer. wait…OH FUCK, it’s actually them, let’s go!!” and then we chased them down and asked for a picture.
a year later we bumped into nick kroll at joe mande’s album release party and kevin walked up to him and told him he didn’t like kroll show. nick kroll gave us a dirty look and said, “okay, well, I would’ve talked to you guys more, but now it’s not gonna happen.” and then he walked away from us.

ayy lmao, I never talked about this. one time kevin and I were hanging out in los angeles and these dudes walked by and I was like, “oh man, that guy has the same hair as kevin from the league. hahaha, that guy looks like nick kroll a little. oh man, that guy’s bald just like paul scheer. wait…OH FUCK, it’s actually them, let’s go!!” and then we chased them down and asked for a picture.

a year later we bumped into nick kroll at joe mande’s album release party and kevin walked up to him and told him he didn’t like kroll show. nick kroll gave us a dirty look and said, “okay, well, I would’ve talked to you guys more, but now it’s not gonna happen.” and then he walked away from us.

  • 1st September
    2014
  • 01
What would you do…if there was a rapper right in front of you, sitting all alone…crying, in pain from hunger, near death from sickness? 
And what if all you had to do was reach into your pocket and pull out 50 cents to save that rappers life?
This is that rapper. And this is that moment.
Go online and join UNICEF with your 15 dollar monthly gift. It’s only 50 cents a day! And it means you’ll get these rappers the critical help they need to survive.
PLEASE go online now. Because that rapper? In front of you? Can’t wait another moment.

What would you do…if there was a rapper right in front of you, sitting all alone…crying, in pain from hunger, near death from sickness? 

And what if all you had to do was reach into your pocket and pull out 50 cents to save that rappers life?

This is that rapper. And this is that moment.

Go online and join UNICEF with your 15 dollar monthly gift. It’s only 50 cents a day! And it means you’ll get these rappers the critical help they need to survive.

PLEASE go online now. Because that rapper? In front of you? Can’t wait another moment.

  • 30th August
    2014
  • 30
the cool thing about being sick is that I get to break out this mug.
I mixed a dose of nyquil into the nyquil teabag. best case scenario, I get knocked out for like 10 hours and wake up feeling much better. worst case scenario, I die, probably.

the cool thing about being sick is that I get to break out this mug.

I mixed a dose of nyquil into the nyquil teabag. best case scenario, I get knocked out for like 10 hours and wake up feeling much better. worst case scenario, I die, probably.

  • 11th August
    2014
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  • 13th July
    2014
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  • 29th May
    2014
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  • 3rd April
    2014
  • 03

DON’T BE AFRAID TO BE WEIRD

Sometimes I’ll be out with someone or just be having a conversation through text and that person will be talking about a perceived personality flaw that often ends with a sentiment like, “I don’t know, does that make me weird?”

But here’s the thing they don’t tell you in grade school: most of the things that you think make you weird are what make you an interesting person. 

Anyone that you have ever looked up to and admired was weird. Like, Kanye West is the fucking weirdest dude. You think a normal person could put the Yeezus tour together? Of course not. Anyone worth anything in this world is weird. The Wright brothers were weird. Kobe Bryant is weird. Louis CK is weird.

Most of the time, weird is not bad. I say most, because, like, you still can’t jerk off in the middle of an airplane or anything. That’s just bad weird. But that’s not what I’m referring to here.

People will call you weird to dismiss you. “Oh, I don’t understand this person/thing/activity, so it’s weird.” Don’t let that get to you. They’re using the word as an insult, but that doesn’t mean that what they’re talking about is bad.

Do what you like. Be obsessed with hip-hop or juggling or sportswriting or fucking hopscotch or something. Don’t be ashamed of it. Read about something, learn about something, practice something until you’re great at it.

If that makes people call you weird, fuck it.

Feel sorry for normal people. They won’t get to do the things you do.

  • 5th December
    2013
  • 05
donald’s people just called and said i won two free tickets to his los angeles mansion party

donald’s people just called and said i won two free tickets to his los angeles mansion party